no one wants my Saturday night shift so I’m prob missing the SNL liveblog this week :(((
11 Dec 13 @ 1:04 am  — reblog
HE SPENT 4 YEARS AT A 2 YEAR COLLEGE
NOW HIS ONLY WAY OUT IS TO GET BACK IN
YOU’LL KNOW HIS NAME
by the end of the night I’ll have been up for 22 hours
10 Dec 13 @ 5:18 pm  — reblog
i feel so weird saying my own name
❝ If it were up to me I’d marry you right now. I’d start my life with you. We’d go out and buy that piece of land you want, build a cute little house. Have sex, cuddle by the fireplace and eat breakfast together the next morning. Go to work, and rush to get home just so we could see each other. Eventually have babies, and fight over who’s parents we’re naming them after. Buy our first dog. Celebrate our 10 year anniversary. Get in those bad fights, but make up after a day or so. Continue to surprise each other, watch the sunset from our front porch every now and then. Watch our babies graduate and start their lives. Retire. Meet our grandbabies. Hold each other every night and never forget the love that started this all.
If it were up to me, I’d start that adventure with you right now.
❝ im gonna go to bed at ten tonight
— someone who did not go to bed at ten and never will (via letsmakeloaf
"This company’s policies are evil, so I won’t buy from them" - yes okay
"This company’s policies are evil, so I’ll let the $8/hr customer service staff know just how I feel" - please no
❝ Lexington, Massachusetts, was the Eagleton to my hometown right next door, which was Burlington. Lexington had the Shot Heard ‘Round the World, and more doctors and slightly fancier houses. Rachel Dratch is from Lexington. Our [high school football] teams play each other on Thanksgiving, and we still trash talk each other. I’ll say, ‘Lexington’s a bunch of fuckin’ snobs.’ And she’ll say, ‘How dare you, you Burlington trash. Get out of my town.’
Determined. Worker. Intense. Good worker. Hard worker. Terrific.